kiNG GAVIN IS ON THE ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER WEBSITE
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.
why do i live here
the way he was opening it just made me cringe
I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them
― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
Galaxy Shoes (✿◠‿◠) ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend
person: what do you guys talk about
it doesn’t matter how many shows I watch none of them will let me down like Glee let me down